Zombie Raver

  • me to my followers: guys i'm so sad and i want to die
  • my followers:
  • tumblr famous person to followers: wow i had one bad day today
  • their followers: OH YOU POOR BABY YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL I LOVE YOU, DON'T HURT YOURSELF. OMG PLS DON'T DO ANYTHING ILY.
Well if that’s the case then I must be in peoples dreams a hell of a lot…

Well if that’s the case then I must be in peoples dreams a hell of a lot…

(Source: slaughterthemoon, via jueeeyy)

THE BEST TRAIN CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER OVERHEARD

  • Man 1: But I'm not Gay!
  • Man 2: Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?
  • Man 1: but I'm not!
  • Man 2: IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!
  • Man 1: honestly?
  • Man 2: THOR OR LOKI!
  • Man 1: probably Iron Man.
  • Man 2: SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?
  • Man 1: yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....
  • Man 2: ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?
  • Man 1: well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.
  • Man 2: oh yeah..
  • Man 1: and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-
  • Random Woman: EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.
  • *awkward silence*
  • Man 2: ...and you said you werent gay!

foetvs:

“The drinks were few and the people many.”

It won’t give up, it wants me dead. Goddamn this noise inside my head

—(via kimdracula666)

neuralfirestorm:

Trent Reznor (born May 17, 1965) 

Happy Birthday Trent!

Can’t wait for today to be over with.

“Man, these anti-piracy ads are getting really mean.”